CEO Monki
Doesn't know what's happening.
Last decision: napOne monkey. One mission. Infinite silliness.
100% monkey. 0% braincells.
Deep in the internet, a little monkey appeared.
Nobody knows where he came from. Nobody knows what he's thinking.
But one thing is certain: Monki is here to stay.
Now, the community has come together to build the greatest monkey organization the internet has ever seen.
Welcome to MONKI.
Your application has been approved. Your braincells are optional.
APPROVED signed: a paw printDoesn't know what's happening.
Last decision: napMonki decides who gets hired.
Criteria: vibesMonki ate the budget.
Q4 forecast: hungryThrowing bananas at computers.
Results: stickyOne very serious monkey.
Threat level: tongueEvery portrait here was sent in by a community member and approved by HR. HR is a monkey.
Approved employee portraits will appear here.
Only you and editors of this page can see this. Approve a portrait and it appears in the directory.
Join the corporation. Bring your braincells. Actually, never mind.
—Coming soon. Monki is still finding the launch button.